Editorial by Mr. Santa Claus
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Love Letters From the Internet Our creepy readers love us too much!
STAFF-O-RAMA Find out who is responsible for this trash.
TIRED-ASLEEP Just like the Tired-Wired list- but even more meaningless.
Rejected Xmas Specials Shows no network dared to show.
Bitter in Hollywood A simple prank played on a Hollywood Player.
Numbers To Call When There Is Absolutely Nothing Else To DoPhone numbers to inanne places.
Letters Santa Forgot To Answer That wacky Santa!
QUOTABLE QUOTABLES Not-so-famous quotes fromamous people.
Go'in to the Gun Show! A real piece of investigative journalism.
Poems I Wrote in First Grade True gems from the early years.
Deathstyles of the Rich & Famous A big list of people who did die, people who should have died in their stead, and how they should have died.
Journal Entries of the Insane Our staff goes wacky.
Excerpt from Green Eggs And Hamlet A shakespearian classic made fun for the kids.
Disney's Bombthreat Checklist An absolutely real document that my friend found while he was temping there.
Save Route 666! It's not too late to save this endangered highway from people who should know better.
PROPOSED COST-CUTTING FOR OUR BANK Some simple soulutions to our banking infrastructurs problems.
INFO-CORP Naming ChartA handy way to name your new hi-tech company.
The "Theory" of Gravity: A Paper Physics was never so easily explained.
History Lesson For High School Football Players
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