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"Let him who has understanding calculate the number
of the beast, for it is the number of the beast, for
it is the number of a man: His number is 666"
-Book of Revelations
The passage itself is easy to interpret. 666 is nothing less than Satan's street address. The Anti-Christ is alive and Route 666 is his home. The numerous deaths along the road might seem to be caused by drunk drivers, accidents, and poor driving conditions but this is a falsehood. The fault lies with The Beast.
Why would we advocate protecting a road known only for evil? Simply because it is a known evil. The Anti-Christ lives somewhere along the 200 mile stretch of road waiting for the seventh seal to snap. If the name were to change, surely the Anti-Christ would seek a new address... possibly on YOUR STREET! Let him stay in New Mexico where all he can harm are some drunken Indians and burnt-out hippies who are going to Hell anyway. And when the Devil comes to town, you can forget property values.
The Navajo nation is petitioning the state to change the name of the road, and officials say they won't object. Within a year, the road will no longer be 666, and the Anti-Christ will be on the prowl. I drove up and down the length of this possessed road, I feared for my life more than during my Korean tour of duty. More than in the STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY! This evil can be contained, but ONLY IF WE KNOW WHERE IT IS!
You can forestall the ancient prophecy of Armageddon! Call or fax your senator or congressman and demand they stop this name change from taking place. Then you can sign the petition below and e-mail a copy to firstname.lastname@example.org where we will forward your comments to the Secretary of Transportation, and the President himself. YOU CAN HELP!
Rev. Matthew Patterson
Making the World Safe for a Better Tomorrow
Dear ________(Your Legislator):
I, ________, think that Route 666 should stay Route 666 despite what some crazy injuns or misguided christians say. The Anti-Christ is on that road, and I want him to stay there! My children deserve to grow up in a neighboorhood that doesn't have no biblical evil runnin' around. And while you're at it, lower my taxes and give me more stuff.
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