Staff: Matt Patterson ( drbubonic@aol.com) Ed Schmidt ( Caligua@aol.com) Zak Weisfeld ( Zakkk@aol.com) Nubba the Quintuple Editor ( Nubba@aol.com) Gabe Wardell (whereabouts unknown) Mr. Noitall ( MrNoitAll1@aol.com) M.J. Loheed ( spootwerks@ecn.com) Whitney Fitzgerald ( whitfitz@servtech.com) Big Jim O'Donnel ( Jimmod@aol.com) Ian Smith( freeverse@aol.com) Stephen Frowe ( singram@future.atlcom.net) Joe Wagner (doesn't own a computer)
Ooze is copyright ©1996 by Matt Patterson. Individual
articles are copyrighted by their respective authors.
We reserve the right to edit any correspondence sent
to us. Don't steal text or art and claim it as your
own, like some little record company did with the cover
of issue 2. Contact me BEFORE you rip us off. Everyone
and everything mentioned in this issue is not real.
Ooze has a circulation of 5,314,203,666. It is free.
Pass it along, upload it to your favorite BBS, print
up full-color hard copies and give them to the homeless,
just give me a significant cut of the profit. And
if you post individual articles to other newsgroups
and stuff, mention it's from Ooze, and post the sacred
e-mail address (drbubonic@aol.com) or URL ().
Ads are available for any edition of Ooze (WWW, text,
or application versions) at reasonable prices. See
the ads we run now on the ooze homepage.
See WHERE IS OOZE? for more details on subscribing and making contributions.
E-mail drbubonic@aol.com for more details, hate mail, subscriptions, and pottery.
The Journal of Substance, Wit,and Dangerous Masturbatory Habits |