In the tradition of the famous, ever-so-subtle Wired hotlist of what's Tired and what's Wired, Ooze proudly presents its much more meaningful list of what's:

TIRED      and     ASLEEP 

Internet                Clay Tablets

Barney                  Beowulf

Sega Genesis            Moses' Genesis

Integrated Telephony    Shouting

Mountain bikes          Mountain goats

Pogs                    Lice

Plaid Shirts            Bearskin capes

Stuffed crust pizza     Raw flesh

Evian water             Rain

High Speed Rail         Running

Laser Disks             Discus

Jim Carrey              Aristophanes

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