In the tradition of the famous, ever-so-subtle Wired hotlist of what's Tired and what's Wired, Ooze proudly presents its much more meaningful list of what's:

TIRED      and     ASLEEP 

Internet Clay Tablets
Barney Beowulf
Sega Genesis Moses' Genesis
Integrated Telephony Shouting
Mountain bikes Mountain goats
Pogs Lice
Plaid Shirts Bearskin capes
Stuffed crust pizza Raw flesh
Evian water Rain
High Speed Rail Running
Laser Disks Discus
Jim Carrey Aristophanes

Rejected Xmas Specials
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Ooze #7 ----- Winter '96

Ooze Magazine
The Journal of Substance, Wit,and Dangerous Masturbatory Habits