It seems that many of you out there in the non-virtual world are desperate to discover how you can be become pioneers on the cyberfrontier just like your infobuddies at Ooze. The first step towards creating such a company is, of course, a corporate identity. But the step before that is a name. It's critical that you give your company a name that says you're company is hip and right out there on the techno-edge. But you're not so far out there that you can't come up with a marketable product or service, like the Salad Shooter or pizza delivery. So welcome, neophytes, to Ooze's Name Your New Company Chart. Just pick one word from each column and assemble a name that will make venture capitalists race to their copyright lawyers.

Info	    active	      spam

Virtual	    media	      monkey

Cyber	    mation	      lint

Multi	    com	              agog

Data	    tal	              goiter

Net	    bacon	      sock

Web	    vision	     cheese

Inter	    icine	     lichen

Tele	    scape	     Bobby

Digi	    aramaic	     brazil nuts

Micro	    exus	     marmot

Sys	    graphic	     gabardine

X	       X	         X

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