Editorial by Mr. Santa Claus
Join a bitter Santa in his poingent memoirs.
Love Letters From the Internet
Our creepy readers love us too much!
Find out who is responsible for this trash.
Just like the Tired-Wired list- but even more meaningless.
Rejected Xmas Specials
Shows no network dared to show.
Bitter in Hollywood
A simple prank played on a Hollywood Player.
Numbers To Call When There Is Absolutely Nothing Else To Do
Phone numbers to inanne places.
Letters Santa Forgot To Answer
That wacky Santa!
Not-so-famous quotes fromamous people.
Go'in to the Gun Show!
A real piece of investigative journalism.
Poems I Wrote in First Grade
True gems from the early years.
Deathstyles of the Rich & Famous
A big list of people who did die, people who should have died in their stead, and how they should have died.
Journal Entries of the Insane
Our staff goes wacky.
Excerpt from Green Eggs And Hamlet
A shakespearian classic made fun for the kids.
Disney's Bombthreat Checklist
An absolutely real document that my friend found while he was temping there.
Save Route 666!
It's not too late to save this endangered highway from people who should know better.
PROPOSED COST-CUTTING FOR OUR BANK
Some simple soulutions to our banking infrastructurs problems.
INFO-CORP Naming Chart
A handy way to name your new hi-tech company.
The "Theory" of Gravity: A Paper
Physics was never so easily explained.
History Lesson For High School Football Players
My Stolen Computer: FOUND!
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