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OBEY THE SIGNS... AND LIVE!
(running time: 4:30)

Signs. They're everywhere you look, telling you something urgent, explaining the rules. Why? If you don't obey the signs, something could happen to you. Something terrible.

Obey the Signs... and Live! explores what happens when undesirable citizens disobey the rules. Rules are in place for a reason, and signs quickly and effectively tell you what to do. We all suffer when you become disobedient.

It's never too late to cure yourself of reckless sign ignoring behavior. When you see a sign, read it, understand it, and obey it.

WINNER of "AWARDS"
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5 min. Film FestTromadance

Official Selection: The 2004 Century City Film Festival

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