How To Give The Finger

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1) Extend either arm at an approximately 90° angle perpendicular to the body.

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2) Bend arm at the elbow. Position it parallel to the body, forming three sides of a perfect square.

3) Close palm tightly.

4) Fiercely upturn digit between pointer and ring finger.

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5) Hold approximately 10 seconds to a minute for emphasis.

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