Imagine if Jeff Foxworthy, America's most famous Redneck, wasn't really a Redneck at all! What hack comedy would he spew if, in fact, he were actually an immigrant?
You might be a foreigner if...
- ...you speak English as well as you drive.
- ...you ran out of Saints to name your kids after.
- ...your wife is hairier than your dog
- ...you have two antennae on your head.
- ...you enjoy "Baywatch" for its clever storytelling techniques.
- ...your wife's idea of intimacy is removing the veil.
- ...you root against Steven Segal in his movies.
- ...you consider 7-11 "the family business".
- ...dinner at McDonald's is an exotic change of pace from your normal diet of stewed monkey brains.
- ...you burn incense to accent your body odor.
- ...you think top-optional beaches are cheating you out of half the fun.
- ...you hail from a country other than 'Merica.
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