HOW TO VOTE FOR GORE/CULO EL CULO NEGRO WITH TWO (2) DEMOCRAT DELEGATES IN LA Unfortunately, at the Democratic National Convention, we could only convince a handful of delegates to rebel against their party. Gore/El Culo Negro is not on the ballot in any state of the Union - BUT THE USA is STILL a Democracy. That means you just have to write your vote in. Pollsters agree* that if on the Democratic presidential ticket, El Culo Negro would have swung key western and southern states for Gore - handing him a mandate of the people. * telephone survey conducted by El Culo Negro So- Bring a black pen to your friendly polling site, and WRITE IN GORE/EL CULO NEGRO!
	KEY SUPPORTERS POLITICIANS: Gov. Gray Davis Sen. Barbara Boxer Sen. Ted Kennedy Rep. George Kennedy Rep. Dick Gephardt Rep. Dick Smothers David Duke ORGANIZATIONS/CLUBS/UNIONS: The Roman Catholic Church The Sierra Club The Freemasons Daughters of the American Revolution Overeaters Anonymous Club Med AAA Universal Life Church Diner’s Club The Mile-High Club Ralph’s Club The Demento Society Jumping For Jesus Fight Club UAW LEADING MEMBERS OF THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY: Doctor C.Everett Koop Doc Severensin Doctor Bruce Banner Doctor Zaius Trapper John, M.D. Quincy, M.E. Dr. Who Dr. Zhivago KEY FIGURES IN THE MAGIC COMMUNITY: Lance Burton Teller Merlin Children’s entertainer “Captain Magico and Flooflee” Magic Johnson POPULAR HUMORISTS: Dave Barry Lewis Grizzard P.J. O’’Rourke Don Imus Garrison Keillor Cathy Guisewhite
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