Visit Chompo's Flash Animated Storybook™ Chompo's Lost Lunch. Action, adventure, unicorns, corruption, and a delicious sandwich all compete for Chompo's attention in this "award-winning" tale.

I have one eye, and my normal vision is impared, but that doesn't mean I can't see ghosts.

My vison goes through your body and deep into your soul. I see your fears, and they feed me. Do not dispair, for as I consume what eats you, you gain freedom. I gain eternal life. And maybe a peanut butter flavored snack. I don't know which tastes more bitter.

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You're visiting the official fan site for the World's Cutest One-Eyed Dog! Everything you need to know about Chompo is here!

First, visit the Flash Animated Storybook™, Chompo's Lost Lunch. Action, adventure, unicorns, corruption, and a delicious sandwich all compete for Chompo's attention in this "award-winning" tale.

Chompo was born of a fairie's kiss and sent to Earth to teach us a lesson in humility, justice, family, obsessive licking and how to properly retrieve a tennis ball from the toilet.

Who is Chompo? Is she a wet rat? A ravenous tapir? A lost space alien? A Secretary of State? An old dog found living under a station wagon and now being used shamelessly to pay off old debts? A self-aware furry 10 kiloton thermonuclear device? The Mystery of Chompo!

Chompo Stories - Chompo is a neigh-immortal dog with many stories to tell. Some are even illustrated, and animated. Chompo's Lost Lunch is a Flash Animated Storybook™ about a missing Sandwich. Read about the day Chompo Lost Her Eye - a true story on ooze.com!

Photos! Stare at Chompo and pretend she's your dog with this gallery of semi-professional snapshots. Chompo's Photo Gallery

Chompo Writes - This dog loves to give other dogs and humans a piece of her mind. A few times a week she posts her missives in Ask Chompo - an Online Diary!

Movies! Chompo stars in quite a few award-winning short films. Want her to star in yours? Send her an e-mail! Video Gallery

Buy Chompo Stuff - Plaster Chompo's face over everything you own - and pay her for it. One-Eyed Dog Merchandise makes a great gift for any occasion! Chompo Shoppee