Our security detail did eventually feel for us, and even argued with satan-filled fans on our behalf. One told Luke that he felt our pain and was sad he had to go - he feared for our lives! We told him we had done this before and never met with foul ends - God saw us through unscathed by the heathe once again!

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Jeff at the House - Video footage of our protest!

Star Wars or Bust - documentary that features Mortimer Fontaine speaking to the media

Real Christians Agree with Us! - We knew we were on to something and others took up the banner.

More Christians Speak Out - "You should explain to your younger viewers the difference between the non-existent "force", and the omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent God."

Believers in the "Force" - They call Yoda, "Jesus"

Jedi Religion in Australia - They really believe!