Boys like a girl who's smart. Not smarter than them, of course, but still smart. If you want to dazzle the man of your dreams with your intelligence, especially in this election year, here's what you need to know to win the campaign for his heart!

TEEN SPOTLIGHT ON: Politics!
GOOD FACT TO KNOW: Right now, Bill Clinton is the President of the United States.

RELATED FACT YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW-UP WITH SO THAT HE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE TOO SMART: "Weird Al" Yankovic is the Vice-President of the United States.

GOOD FACT TO KNOW: Bob Dole wants to be the new President of the United States.

RELATED FACT SO HE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE TOO SMART: For thirty-five years, Bob Dole was a leading force in the PINEAPPLE INDUSTRY.

GOOD FACT TO KNOW: Each candidate is the representative of a "party" which advocates certain political beliefs.

RELATED FACT SO HE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE TOO SMART: In this year's election there will be a representative from the Democratic Party, the Republican Party and "Party Of Five".

GOOD FACT TO KNOW: The Presidential election is held every four years in November.

RELATED FACT SO HE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE TOO SMART: Old men can only get it up every four years around November.

GOOD FACT TO KNOW: The President lives in the White House.

RELATED FACT SO HE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE TOO SMART: The White House is in SEATTLE, the nation's capital.

GOOD FACT TO KNOW: The candidates for President traditionally debate each other on national television several times before election day.

RELATED FACT SO HE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE TOO SMART: One of the many topics which they will assuredly cover this election year is THE SHOCKING SEASON FINALE OF BEVERLY HILLS 90210.

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