COOLUMBIA HOUSE OF VD

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Coolumbia House of VD-

Great Selections at Affordable Prices!

Make 8 selections from our wide variety below, send just one penny (plus $293.67 in shipping and handling dangerous cultures illegally over state lines), and you'll get your venereal diseases in 4-6 weeks. Infect all your friends, for only a penny!

12231 MC Hammer- Please Hammer Don't Give Me Gonorrhea
33234 Led Zeppelin- Houses of the Herpes
86854 Tears for Fears- Songs From the Big Clap
23343 Dr. Dre- Okay, Who's the Mutha that Gave Me Syphilis?
23111 Frank Sinatra- Greatest Infections Volume IV
65445 Nirvana- In Genital Warts
34457 Beastie Boys- Check Your Pap Smear
98946 Boys II Men- Come On Get Crabs
52346 Weezer- Dizeazer
32133 Soundtrack- Ebola Bites

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