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This makes me wonder...do they really think models are beautiful all the time? Pictures are sooo deceiving. Makeup, special lighting, and other props could even make Chelsea Clinton seem gorgeous. Do men really think that as I sit in front of my computer screen every day I am wearing a skimpy little dress and white lace panties? |
About 98% of girls that put the word "model" in their profiles aren't really models. They actually weigh 200 pounds and haven't seen sunlight in 5 years. 1.7% are models, in their own little world. They have, in fact, only done mannequin work for their local JC Penney's store. They are delusional. Kind of like you! 0.3% are models, but let's get a few things straight. When you send email to that beautiful model of your dreams, try to picture her as she opens your love note. Imagine... |
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So, next time you start your letter with "You're so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt," and attach that "I'm trying to be sexy and cool" picture of yourself, think about just how hot that girl really is... because models, especially the nerdy ones online like myself, are just disgusting humans too. |
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