[Home] [Table of Contents] [Back Issues] In Ooze #6, we presented a list of flavors that Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream had rejected from their laboratories. Luckily for us, an inside source e-mailed us an additional list of flavors even more repulsive than the first. It's hard to believe a socially responsible corporation like Ben & Jerry's would stoop low enough to even consider flavors like these: John Lemmon Mocha Ono Facial Hair Sorbet Rum Enema Nutty Hobo Fudge Wavy Rabies Oscar Wilde's Gay Surprise French Vagina Chocolate Infection Incredibly Obese Girlfriend Pope Praline III Hitlerberry Creamy Midget Ripple Hershey Highway Chow Mein Swirl Used Teabag Lo-Fat Blue Toilet Water Head Cheesecake Jackie Chan Pecan Iced Tunamilk Diarrhea Mountain Hairy Red Testicle Crunch Ookie-on-the-Cookie Dough Liver Mint Chunk Butt Pop

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