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Friday, September 29th

From England


You absoloute bigots. what right do you have to say that star wars is evil.
why cant you let peole beilieve in what they want? I'm not sayin gthat you
cant believe in jebus but you dont have to inflict your pig-headed,narrow
minded views on people who think you are retarded. this is nearly as bad as
creationism. Have a faith if you want but dont inflict it on other people.
Have you seen the evidence that Jesus was a pschitzophrenic. Or the evidence
that Jesus was a girl? because thats the only way that there can be
immaculate conception you know. if its a girl it would be a carbon copy of
the mother. Sar wars is an excellent fil and if you watch them in
chronological order i.e. episodes 1-7 not 5-7 and then 1-3. you will realise
that Darth vader is forgiven and becomes Aninikan Skywalker again so meh.

May the force be with you, always
KingRossco.

P.S. there is only one King of Kings and thats Triple H.
Reader on 09.29.06 @ 04:49 PM PST [link]


Satan's Battleground


LOL...bible thumping fucking idiots...wasting your time....lol...you guys
are fucking retarded. Thanks for the funny video...but go fuck
yourself....there was no jesus and there is no god...lol...so go fuck
yourself.

Marshall
Reader on 09.28.06 @ 08:32 PM PST [link]

Tuesday, September 26th

O Rly?


All I can say, is that Star Wars is the great work of a man and his imagination. I can also say is that the Bible is the work of a great many men, and their imaginations. Last I checked the bible wasn't faxed from heaven and war's haven't been fought over Star Wars costing millions and millions of people their lives. So, my end points? Both are works of fiction, but only one has killed millions, and that one isn't Star Wars. razz
Reader on 09.26.06 @ 09:01 PM PST [link]

Monday, September 25th

Gee


Do you think Courtesy Bear is kind of a psychotic dick?

Aren't there better people to execute rather than some weirdo cranks who make a website?

And did you really watch their videos carefully? I mean, they are pretty obviously a joke. I guess you didn't get it.

Courtesy Tiger
Reader on 09.25.06 @ 11:38 PM PST [link]

Friday, September 22nd

You guys rock!

music: NINE INCH NAILS
mood: ENRAGED

Well... I've gone through your entire website... checked out every video... and here's what I'm thinking.

I'm pretty sure that if i find anyone of you on any street in the future I am going to kick out your knee caps, take your fucking sign when you fall to the ground, cut your throats, stomp on the wound and crush your esophagus. Then... I shall dig through your pockets find your wallet, research your license, find where you live and rape your entire fucking family with a cross.

You people give what good there is left in religion a horrible name. Wake the fuck up... The Bible is just as fictional as Star Wars. A clever idea thought up who knows when, marketed very well, and passed along by ignorant bastards like you, into what it is now, a God damn cult. Oh but you have faith? I dont? So I am going to hell? Sounds fantastic, because I'm sure God (assuming there is one) intended to have his people perverting anything that they can get their hands on.

Here's a better idea, make a sign to protest Target Supercenters, and how sinful they are for some dumb ass reason like "their carts are red, which is the color of rich passion, which means lust, which means sin! It should be called Target Sincenter" Announce when your at Target by the way so that everyone can see you. Oh and make sure to hold the signs somewhere relative to where your heart would be in your chest... this way anyone who has a gun available to them can open fire are you sick and fucked up heads.

Thanks for providing me with a new goal in life... to effectively stab everyone of you in the temples.
See you in hell fuckers

Yours Truly
The Courtesy Bear
Reader on 09.22.06 @ 09:15 PM PST [link]

Tuesday, September 19th

Evil in Star Wars


Hi, this is Devon here and I am very interested in what you preach to us. I would like to see videos and pictures of your protests and other things. Star Wars is one of the main sources in the disbelief in God and Jesus our Lord and Savior. You honestly have saved me from this certain evil. I will try and make my friends see the light also, the rearl light. Thank you.
Reader on 09.19.06 @ 08:20 PM PST [link]

Monday, September 18th

IAMGOD


music: INSANE CLOWN POSSE
mood: GODLY

Your going to hell for being gay and worshiping HeyZues haha

I don't believe in heaven or hell... I do believe in spirits though. We are all beings and while you fools sit around and worship someone who never exsisted I'll be busy transcending to a higher plane where I will destroy your God

FUCK Jesus fuck you fuck god... If you god is so great may he strike me dead before I hit submit on this forum.

Oh look still alive... your god is a pussy and once I take his place the old testament is gonna seem like candy land.
Reader on 09.18.06 @ 11:06 PM PST [more..]


query


If this is for real, and not a publicity stunt, why do you sell advertising on your site that promotes Star Wars party supplies?
Reader on 09.18.06 @ 12:22 PM PST [link]


My theory is.....

music: Christian Fennesz
mood: wishful

My theory is as follows: The author of this site ahs been a keen observer and judge of the degenerating christian right and their ever more ludicrous initiatives. He decided to make a joke of it all, but, being a fine humorist, decided to make a joke that both sides would swallow, and came up with this crazy persona of a picketing loon. His impossibly tacky posters and anti-canonical depiction of the christ in a showman´s outfit should be enough to clue everyone but the rapture-yearning mouthbreathers in on the joke. Am i right? did I get it right? please tell me i got it right.

in the meantime, I got meself one of them awesome tees.
Reader on 09.18.06 @ 08:00 AM PST [link]


the force is a tool of the devil?


Please tell me this site is a joke! What is wrong with you people, dropped on your head too often as a child. It's a movie. Look up definition of 'movie'. No where in the definition do I see 'force of satan', I think someone needs to get laid...
Reader on 09.18.06 @ 06:48 AM PST [link]


Flaws in your Argument


I have two issues with the message being broacast from this website.

One: If you can argue that something is true because you have faith in it, why can't I argue that "The Force" really is a representation of puppies? You have faith that Noah's Arc existed therefore it's true?? In science, that argument is poor on a good day.

Two: Religion is a personal choice, but is something that should be left at home or at least kept to yourself. Why would you bring your message to a theatre where people are obviously interested in seeing this film? They just paid 10$. Wouldn't you be better received at church or in Sunday school?? Public religious rants are as offensive as atheist rants or racial comments. They are unsolicited and unnecessary. If I wanted to join you in your belief system wouldn't I join you in church??

Thank you for being concerned about your fellow man, but I think that Christianity has lost itself and it's true purpose in the last 2000 years. This religion has been twisted and perverted to fit the ideals of those in charge. Concepts like male dominance in the Catholic Church (I am Catholic) and the Anglican Church make me truly wonder if ANYTHING said in these "temples of worship" are true. I don't deny the existence of God OR the existence of Jesus Christ, but religion is man made and we all need to take that into account before we devote our lives to one ideal.

Please don't pray for my lost soul or bother me when I'm in line for a movie.

B. Chabot
Reader on 09.18.06 @ 12:29 AM PST [link]

Friday, September 15th

Good lord satan, this is hilarious! XD

music: Sepultura (lol)
mood: RedRonin is laughing his ass off right now

I´m not much of a Star Wars fan, but I gotta admit it... you guys made my day, LOL. big grin

Tons of people will go to hell if they watch a movie? Yeah... riiiight.
Will I have a 7 day period to save my life too after watchiing it?

Also, considering Star Wars as porn? OMFG, I guess somebody "dedicated" waaay much of his force at princess Lea pics around here.
Better take it easy guys, otherwise god will make grow hair on the palm of your hand, so you all can learn not to be naughty. crying

Weak arguments is all that I see here to make money with cheap merchandise, leeching a multi-million success movie.

Envy is evil and it´s a one-way ticket to hell. You all should know it.
Am I not right, mr. George Lucas lookalike? LOL

Funny and force(d), that´s all I can say...
Reader on 09.15.06 @ 03:39 PM PST [link]

Tuesday, September 12th

General Statement


The first rule of a successful argument is having your facts correct. Errors in your statement. No character exists in the Star Wars universe named "Yodah" but instead the character is "Yoda." People are "beamed" up in Star Trek, not Star Wars. There is a big difference in the two series. Third, 99.9% of Star Wars fans realize that Star Wars is Science FICTION. Do I need to spell out FICTION again? Fourth, and probably most important to your argument, Star Wars does not mention God in any of the movies or the Expanded Universe books(I've read 70+). If you make the judgment after seeing the films that the force is above God, that's a problem you need to look within you own soul to fix not blame a movie. Star Wars was not an original concept. George Lucas has admitted that he borrowed from many areas for his story. Princess fights for the helpless. Princess gets captured. Old man, young boy, and disillusioned man start a quest to rescue her and complete her mission. Old man falls in battle leaving young boy to grow into a young man and rescue the princess. Disillusioned man has a change and in heart and acts decidely to defeat the enemy. And the heroes rejoice. This formula has been adapted as often as Tristan and Isolde (or would you be more familiar with Romeo and Juliet). To see the devil (as you refer to evil) you need only to look into your own soul. Claiming that a movie can corrupt your soul is an insult to what Jesus Christ gave his life for. When you write your statements remember the 2nd Commandment: Thou shall not take the Lord's name in vain. Don't put out your own point of views under Jesus Christ's name. You do very little to support your cause of showing the evilness of Star Wars, but come dangerously close to breaking the 2nd Commandment. If you believe that the "teachings" in Star Wars are wrong, by all means encourage people not to see it or pay it any attention, but please do not promote your own views as Jesus Christ's views. If I recall correctly the Bible also warns us of false prophets which is what you are coming across as.
Reader on 09.12.06 @ 05:09 PM PST [link]

Saturday, September 9th

Duh Fiction.


you're a bunch of cooks! ever heard of FICTION?

Eric
Reader on 09.09.06 @ 02:14 PM PST [link]

Friday, September 8th

star wars us evil?

music: heavy death metal
mood: entertained

you guys are hilarious. You are totally contradicting youselves, the force is evil, jesus is the force, wouldn't that make Jesus evil? oh but wait.. no.. Jesus is the son of God he cant be evil! we know Jesus cant be evil, but you said he was. I WAS a christian but now that i see Jesus is evil.. Im going to worship satan thank you so much for enlightening me.
Reader on 09.08.06 @ 04:02 PM PST [link]


My opinion


Firsty i would like to say, your all sad fuckers, crazy get a life. Its a fucking film for fucks sake, Your pictures on the home page made me laugh my ass off LOL i think you should go into comedy. Even God will be laughing at your pathetic ignorance. So i bid you good day, hope you enjoy jerking off to a Jesus statue!
Yours sincerely
Your Mother! LOL
Reader on 09.08.06 @ 11:57 AM PST [link]


Maybe you should read this


music: something you'd probably call evil
mood: I was ok but this site has REALLY cheered me up

"Is Hell endothermic or exothermic. support your answer with proof."

He had little idea what to expect, or how to grade the results,
but decided to reward any student who was able to come up with a reasonable
and consistent answer to his query. One A was awarded.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law or some variant. The top student wrote the following:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some
mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what
rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving?

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are
not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more
than one of
these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all people and all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change in
volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in
hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to
stay constant.
There are two possible conditions.

One, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase
exponentially until all hell breaks loose.

Conversely, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until hell
freezes over, condition two.

We can solve this with the 1990 postulation of Theresa LeClair,
the girl who lived across the hall from me in first year residence. Since I
have
still not been successful in obtaining sexual relations with her, condition
two above has
not been met, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and
hell is
exothermic.
Reader on 09.08.06 @ 03:38 AM PST [more..]

Thursday, September 7th

I believe!


....not. I hope Darth Vader cuts you in half with his dick. Go jump off a
cliff to salvation...but seriously, please respond?

will
Reader on 09.07.06 @ 04:47 PM PST [link]


Kidding?


Are you kidding me? this has got to be the most rediculious thing I think i've ever heard. My dear friends, I am a graduate of the Central Catholic School system. I am also a star wars fan. The difference between star wars and our faith....STAR WARS is a MOVIE! you are getting all worked up over a MOVIE! why? its not real, and ppl know its not real. However, if they enjoy it, if they made a connection with it, why try to ruin it? Music, movies, pictures...its all art, ment to express ones self. and if one person can connect with millions upon millions of ppl, then my friends, that's a GOOD thing. I think you missed the message long ago. and message is to LOVE EVERYONE. Not only that, but you have no say as to who goes to hell, or what will send them there. ONLY God can judge. Watching a movie will not send me there though, i can assure you of that.

by the way, you have a thing that says the force is the tool of the devil or something like that, but then on the same thing you say that Jesus is the force. Now, Im not sure if you are able to understand evil that well but perhaps some simple algebra will help explain what im trying to say
the Force = Tool of devil, Jesus = the force, Therefore Jesus = Tool of the devil..... not the message I think you want to be sending

and finaly, religion is a very personal thing. Add the fact that we are givin free will and can think for ourselves you should see that we all may not believe in the same things. Similar, but not the Same, that's why its called faith, cause it's what YOU believe. Think for yourself.

My faith is fine, i don't need to prove it to anyone except God. I beg of you please, to stop this non-sense, you're only making a mokery of yourself and I don't wish that on you, or anyone for that matter.

God Bless
Reader on 09.07.06 @ 03:31 AM PST [link]

Tuesday, September 5th

What are you Doing?


Is this just another attempt to make Christians look bad?
We don’t go around pretending to be affiliated with other religions and making false claims about their beliefs and you shouldn’t either.

However, if you people are for real you need to stop immediately.
Movies are only for entertainment purposes only. They are not tools of Satan.
I am a devoted Christian who loves Christ and his message, and I have become more and more concern with the number of people turning away from the lord because of the perception given to them by organizations like yours. If anything Satan is using you to make Christianity and Jesus look bad, so that more followers will stray away from God’s word because of an image that you people have given Christians.
You have to be realistic and look at the bigger picture here. We want people to come to the lord for peace, love and eternal salvation. We don’t want them to think that Christianity is only about bigotry and damnation. The false image that you are painting of our religion is the reason why there has been a steady increase in atheism over the years. Satan may have an influence on your particular organization to drive people away from the lord. If you truly follow the teachings of Christ you need to stop dragging his name through the dirt.

Be safe and let Jesus show you the light.
- Paul
Reader on 09.05.06 @ 11:41 AM PST [link]