Those Wacky Germans!

Who said Germans weren't a funny people? In that land of blood sausage and fat nude beach-dwelling tourists the spirit of mirth is very much alive! Just look at this gem culled from the internet's vast treasury of Nordic yuks.

Patient: Herr Doktor, bitte helfen Sie mir. Ich bin ganz verzweifelt. Ich rede im Schlaf.
  • Arzt: Das ist doch nicht so schlimm. Darueber brauchen Sie nicht zu verzweifeln. Stoert Ihr Reden Ihre Frau im Schlaf ?
  • Patient: Nein, aber im Buero lachen Jewen ueber mich.
  • Arzt: Heil Hitler!

    Translation--

    Patient: Doctor, please help me. I don't know what to do. I talk in my sleep.
  • Doctor: That's not so bad. You don't need to despair. Does your talking bother your sleeping wife?
  • Patient: No, but in the office the Jews laugh at me.
  • Doctor: Hi Hitler!

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