This issue, in addition to our usual hard hitting journalism, we begin to explore the world at large. Our roving hordes of reporters have, with great danger to themselves, sent us stories and journals from their trips abroad. In part one we focus on Places to Annoy People in the USA. If you are planning a trip, I suggest you print out this guide and throw away that moldy Let's Go book. They're full of crap. Then check out our guide to celebrity restaurants soon to open in your area. Take a simple test to confirm your own god-hood. Found out the lurid truth behind Trigonometry class. Reminisce about asses we were unduly exposed to at a tender, fleshy young age. Marvel at our stunning exclusive with 90210 star, Jason Priestley. Oooh, the excitement, the thrills, the cost to access this modern masterpiece!
The Journal of Substance, Wit,and Dangerous Masturbatory Habits