HOW TO PLAY: Print out this sheet. Find another person. Do not let this person read the stories below. Ask them for words that fit the guidelines below. If the blank requires a noun, ask for a noun from the other person, and write it in the space provided. If you do not know what a noun is, go back to school, learn basic English, and return to this game.
(YOUR FIRST NAME) (YOUR LAST NAME),
A _______ _______, age _____..
(RACE) (SEX) (AGE)
Worked as a(n) _________.
Survived by ____________, a(n) ____________.
(FAMILY RELATION) (OCCUPATION)
Found dead on ____. at ________. around ______
(DATE) (PLACE) (TIME)
The immediate cause of death: ____________.
(WAY TO DIE)
If obvious marks of distress are present, their location: __________.
Wound appears: __________
(YES OR NO)
Method of disposal: ____________
I hereby declare this to be the truth:
(NAME OF COUNTY CORONER) (DATE)
Beowulf wæs breme (blæd ______ sprang),
Scyldes ______ Scedelandum in.
_____________ sceal geong ______________________ gewyrcean,
(DANK PLACE) (BLOOD-SOAKED ADJECTIVE)
____________________ feohgiftum on _____________ bearme,
(VIKING EXCLAMATION) (FEARSOME NOUN)
þæt ____________ on ylde eft gewunigen
wilgesiþas, þonne wig ___________,
leode __________________________ lofdædum sceal
(DANISH TERM OF ENDEARMENT)
in mægþa ______________ man geþeon.
Him a Scyld gewat to ____________________!
(WORD FOR GERMAN DRIVING COMFORT)
My buddies and I were hanging out in a bar when she walked up to me. The way she was
___________________, it was obvious she wanted to
(VERB ENDING IN ING)
_______ me, bad. She had a beautiful set of
_____________ that would make any man go
______________! She grabbed me and screamed,
"_______ me! _______ me now on this
______________!" as she ripped off my
__________________, exposing my ___________ for all to
(PIECE OF CLOTHING) (BODY PART)
see. I wasn't embarassed though since it's
_________ inches long and would make any man
___________! This girl was so __________,
it made me _______ my _______
a bit too _______. She yelled ____________,
______________ as I started screaming ____________
and ________ all over her ____________.
(VERB)ED (BODY PART)
But that didn't stop her. __________ other guys followed
my lead and all started to _______ her simultaneously.
I have never seen a girl get __________
so _______ by so many people!
What a great ________ we had!
(PERIOD OF TIME)
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